"If eating less made you lose weight, we wouldn't be fat."
"Fitness is good but it will not help you lose weight."
That's how you do it. Eat more bacon. You can trust me on this just like you can trust me on everything else I've ever said, particularly when I predicted the demise of iTunes, the iPhone, and the iPad. Obviously. No one could say it better: "You're welcome to your beliefs, but you're wrong."