Success

Despite what you might read elsewhere, Apple's retail stores have been an unqualified success, and were (quite literally) from day one.

I just can't admit that anywhere else. Obviously.

After all, I have a reputation* to uphold.



*As a jackass, obviously.

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(No, I haven't gone soft, but Gruber said something nice about me a while back, so I'm helping him out. Don't get used to it, because he's still a jackass.)