Friday, May 20, 2011


Despite what you might read elsewhere, Apple's retail stores have been an unqualified success, and were (quite literally) from day one.

I just can't admit that anywhere else. Obviously.

After all, I have a reputation* to uphold.

*As a jackass, obviously.

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Support Your Local Pundit

(No, I haven't gone soft, but Gruber said something nice about me a while back, so I'm helping him out. Don't get used to it, because he's still a jackass.)