Even though it's not true.
Look, I'm one of those people that can't admit when I'm wrong. The Fire is a freaking joke, obviously, and everyone that reviews it says so. But not me. You don't come to me for truth, you come to me for anti-Apple rants and shilling for products I like or have some financial attachment to.
Now go buy the damn Fire, and make sure you do it through a link I will helpfully provide that gives me a financial kickback. I have kids to feed.
Now go buy the damn Fire, and make sure you do it through a link I will helpfully provide that gives me a financial kickback. I have kids to feed.
Obviously.
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Wait, so your links showing bad reviews of the Fire are to Perenson, Mossberg, and Pogue? Thurrott may indeed be a shill, but the three you link to aren't exactly the bastions of unbiased journalism.
I am the only tech journalist in the known universe with a shred of credibility, obviously. It doesn't matter who I link to; none of them have my stellar credentials and massive gorilla hands. Obviously.
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